A Message From His Regalness Himself

[Red Morgan]

Hail and well met lords and ladies of Wessex. Now let's cut to the chase. Exactly how much of your gold is going to be allotted to me? I might be willing to go sixty:forty...

Well listen to me, I'm already lowballing myself. Where's the nearest tavern?

[Chrono Veincrusher]

A Dwarf stood there in the street corner watching a drunken beggar walking down the road, he then decided to approach the new fellow.

"Greetings your Grace. You look like you could need a break in the Tavern." Chrono said with a smile and then pointed to a large building down the road.

"Follow me and I'll buy you some Dwarven ale, if your man enough to drink it that is..."

[Einar Tyrssen]

Well, Morgan, what would keep the sewers and alleys well-furnished and stocked with ale? I think I can liberate some fine clothing, some nice couches.. maybe a few rugs from those who stand against us. Perhaps you'd like to take your awesome fighting skills to the Alfar nests so you can pick and choose what luxuries they have that you want.

It'll be like stea.. shopping for a new pair of beggar shoes!

[Komako the Hawk]

The Seeker, passing through the city, sees a drunken and crazy individual styling himself His Royalness or some title of the like. His foul stench and pitiful pleas for cash is enough to warrant a guardsman to escort him to the slums of Win-Caster, but Koma is awfully busy and has no time to indulge herself in environmental cleansing and call a footman over. She instead puts her nose up in the air with sophisticated grandiloquence, and saunters past the ragged hobo.

[Red Morgan]

A Dwarf stood there in the street corner watching a drunken beggar walking down the road, he then decided to approach the new fellow.

"Greetings your Grace. You look like you could need a break in the Tavern." Chrono said with a smile and then pointed to a large building down the road.

"Follow me and I'll buy you some Dwarven ale, if your man enough to drink it that is..."

Ha, good sir! You better ask your tavern keeper if he's man enough for my drinking! Lesser men have gone mad.


Well, Morgan, what would keep the sewers and alleys well-furnished and stocked with ale? I think I can liberate some fine clothing, some nice couches.. maybe a few rugs from those who stand against us. Perhaps you'd like to take your awesome fighting skills to the Alfar nests so you can pick and choose what luxuries they have that you want.

It'll be like stea.. shopping for a new pair of beggar shoes!
I like the way you think! Of course, I'd never partake in acts of skullduggery to pay for my indulgences.

I prefer to resort to coercive supplication.

[Einar Tyrssen]

I like the way you think! Of course, I'd never partake in acts of skullduggery to pay for my indulgences.

I prefer to resort to coercive supplication.

I like the way I think too, my good man. However, if that is your personal choice I am afraid you'll have to wait for a few minutes while I do the skullduggery and you do the lootery. I'm getting old, so I don't move so quick.

[Orishas Morgan]

My father spoke of a cousin of his, that very much described a man such as yourself. I believe he was referring to you. While the things he said were not all good, I very much respect my father's family. They took me in, in a time of need.

Well met Red, the next few drinks are on me.