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[Oprah]

For those of you that do not know I am Oprah, Slave to Destinova!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aethelric Brandt]

Hi.

That about covers it.

[Baurus]

Hello Oprah, slave of Destinova.
Welcome to our community! I hope you find it very pleasant!
Remember one thing, if a dwarf starts chasing you around, jump on top of a stool!

[Komako the Hawk]

Hell, use the dwarf as a stool

[Destinova]

Dwarves are stool, if you ask me.

[Destinova]

I hereby announce that Oprah is to be made a full member of the Duchy of Wessex, promoting her to villein status as of immediately.

[Dreign Swift]

Wow, already? Can we get a proper introduction? Fiancee of Mister Destinova, or am I off?

Nice to meet you, Oprah. Welcome.

[Oprah]

Wow, already? Can we get a proper introduction? Fiancee of Mister Destinova, or am I off?

Nice to meet you, Oprah. Welcome.

The mother of Destinova's child... He's too cheap to marry me though

[Alexio Corbeille]

hi... I don't get it; what would I gain from getting an alt account in wessex? I heard a mention about Nira's alts, now Destinova, and god knows how many other members in the duchy are just alts to other members? Am I realy the Duke? Archbishop? Some sailor? ... where is this going to end? Is duchy realy just 5 guys with a lot of time and imagination?

*sigh* well I'm here and typing, so I guess you have just as much chance to be real. I guess it doesn't matter; the duchy coffers will tax real and alt just the same.

[Nira Nathair]

hi... I don't get it; what would I gain from getting an alt account in wessex? I heard a mention about Nira's alts, now Destinova, and god knows how many other members in the duchy are just alts to other members? Am I realy the Duke? Archbishop? Some sailor? ... where is this going to end? Is duchy realy just 5 guys with a lot of time and imagination?
rofl! I create ONE alternate account to test some forum settings (named 'niratest', even), and now look how far the conspiracy theories stretch!

Oprah, I'm very glad to see you've decided to step up your involvement beyond trivia queen. Welcome to our humble domain. :)

[Manus Dei]

Welcome to the Duchy, Oprah. I want to know when you can book me for an interview. Bump whoever you need to.

[Jord Hunter]

Nice to have you with us Oprah, was actually wondering when you'd be joining us :P

[Oakk Haddock]

Hmm...hey Oprah. When game time comes, you better not run off in the middle of a battle for pickles...make Destinova do it!

[Destinova]

hi... I don't get it; what would I gain from getting an alt account in wessex? I heard a mention about Nira's alts, now Destinova, and god knows how many other members in the duchy are just alts to other members?
She's not an alt.

[Oprah]

hi... I don't get it; what would I gain from getting an alt account in wessex? I heard a mention about Nira's alts, now Destinova, and god knows how many other members in the duchy are just alts to other members? Am I realy the Duke? Archbishop? Some sailor? ... where is this going to end? Is duchy realy just 5 guys with a lot of time and imagination?

*sigh* well I'm here and typing, so I guess you have just as much chance to be real. I guess it doesn't matter; the duchy coffers will tax real and alt just the same.
I'm not an alt :(

[Surly von Fishbarrel]

Destinova's a transvestite... it's been getting pretty bad lately. So much so that he's had to create alternate identities on the internet. Kind of sad, really.

[Oprah]

Welcome to the Duchy, Oprah. I want to know when you can book me for an interview. Bump whoever you need to.

Uh, I can do it anytime... lol.. Just let me know! Am I interviewing you regarding your superior Dna?

[Oprah]

Destinova's a transvestite... it's been getting pretty bad lately. So much so that he's had to create alternate identities on the internet. Kind of sad, really.

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Surly von Fishbarrel]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

[Oprah]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Oprah]

Hmm...hey Oprah. When game time comes, you better not run off in the middle of a battle for pickles...make Destinova do it!
Yeah right.. I'll get my own pickles.. In fact I kinda want one right now...............

[Armaru]

Welcome.

Hah good to see at least some men can still keep their women as slaves, wish I could :mad:

Noo but I must pay when taking a girl out and all that crap, slave would be better could just leave without paying and let her do the dishes there .. sigh

[Oprah]

Welcome.

Hah good to see at least some men can still keep their women as slaves, wish I could :mad:

Noo but I must pay when taking a girl out and all that crap, slave would be better could just leave without paying and let her do the dishes there .. sigh

LOL! Sucks to be you then doesn't it?! Wait a sec.... I think I'm getting the short end of the stick here Dest...

[Oprah]

new sig nira you rock

[Aiden Morild]

Welcome to the Duchy

nice sig lol

[Chrono Veincrusher]

rofl! I create ONE alternate account ... blabla... conspiracy theories ...!
We all know you got plenty, no need to hide it to the public.

Welcome Oprah, Don't use the dwafs as stools.
Why do somting like that when we got climbing mounts.....
Begins with a E, with lf at the end.

And that signature is horrible ^^

[Nira Nathair]

And that signature is horrible ^^

Isn't it atrocious?! Still, it's what she wanted. :p

[Chrono Veincrusher]

The customer is always right.

[Komako the Hawk]

Not by my book.

[Chrono Veincrusher]

Not by my book.

So you have never worked in a store?

[Oprah]

apparently no he hasnt or he has worked in many and is bitter from it all!

[Destinova]

The customer isn't always right. Stores that adopt this kind of archaic and passe attitude are kidding themselves. You don't have to kiss your customer's ass to make money.

[Aethelric Brandt]

e.g. walmart. Back when I used to shop there.. "Hey, where are your car stereos?" "Burn in hell." "Um.. k."

[Godric Whitetree]

lol, Aethelric.

I work as a bank teller... you guys have never seen kissing customer's asses until you've seen it from my perspective. Trust me.

[Oprah]

LOL I love how this went from my intro thread to what buttheads customers are.

[Galan Askew]

Yay, another new member!

Welcome! I'm Galan, one of Nira's alts.
No, not really, but they don't believe me, either.

[Oakk Haddock]

Galan, I want to live in your signature.

Oprah! I want you to listen to put headphones with a playlist featuring, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, The Rolling Stones, John Lennon, and Jefferson Starship, and anything else that rocks socks; right on your belly. Then every now and again, throw on a little blues, create place to start. This kid should be a rock god, or goddess.

Don't they say you should put on Classical music though? To stimulate the brain...throw some of that on too. Debussy - Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun is the only song I know.

[Oprah]

I'm planning on playing a lot of Opeth, Metallica, and Pantera to the baby... It's inevitable its going to be hell spawn.. It's Destinova's......

[Aethelric Brandt]

I'm pretty sure you should just play the Duchy theme song ad infinitum.

[Oprah]

That might work...

[Komako the Hawk]

lol, I want to live in your sig Avarice. Swim with the dolphins, yo.

[Beric Veincrusher]

Stop Smoking.

[Chrono Veincrusher]

It's a Elf thiny i belive.

[Aiden Morild]

lol, I want to live in your sig Avarice. Swim with the dolphins, yo.Lets hope there sharks :p