Alright, Fishbarrel has challenged me to sing a Duchy recruitment song based on Tom Jones' funky hit "Help Yourself".

Those of you who are good with words, please feel free to contribute. You can LISTEN TO THE TRACK HERE.

All i ask, is that it rhyme the same way the original does, and has the same syllabic count! I would love to have it be a praise song for the Duke much like the pyong-yang propaganda. Dukes huge member, 6 holes in one, can fly, that kind of ridiculousness. I would also love to see something that mentions some gaming terms, and how we'll pwn j00.

Here are the lyrics:

Love is like candy on a shelf
You want to taste and help yourself
The sweetest things are there for you
Help yourself, take a few
Thats what I want you to do.

Were always told repeatedly
The very best in life is free
And if you want to prove its true
Baby Im telling you
This is what you should do
Just help yourself to my lips
To my arms just say the word, and they are yours
Just help yourself to the love,
In my heart your smile has opened up the door
The greatest wealth that exists in the world,
Could never buy what I can give
Just help yourself to my lips
To my arms, and then lets really start to live

Allllllllll right. yeah

My heart has love enough for two
More than enough for me and you
Im rich with love, a millionaire
Ive so much, its unfair
Why dont you take a share
Just help yourself to my lips
To my arms just say the word, and they are yours
Just help yourself to the love,
In my heart your smile has opened up the door
The greatest wealth that exists in the world
Could never buy what I can give
So help yourself to my lips, to my arms
And then lets really start to live
Just help yourself to my lips
To my arms just say the word, and they are yours


/salute