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what's your minimum system ping? mine was 260ish the last time I logged on to play... considering that was more than a week ago... there was never a time that I had smooth melee. Unless someone was...

The lag in melee is ridiculous; this is the main reason why polearms (which have a lower DPS than two handed swords) dominate in PvP.

Do you have a polearm fetish? Is this what you want?

*Alexio calmly walks in and glances at the cloaked, hooded, and boozed up crowd. Not wearing a dark cloak or a hood, and feeling a bit out of place, Alexio hears a few random drunken shouts as he...

Yes, apparently all the sweds get branded to make sure they don't run off and join the circus.

Anyway, you sound like an OK person so far, so WELCOME.

LOL I can see it now

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/The_Three_Stooges.jpg

JK, Welcome

Please tell me we are not going to be doing this certificate thing. Leave it to the Yew millitia to do their scout badge thing. This is more buracracy than we EVER need.

Common ppl! were's the...

You seem like on OK guy at first glance and I can't say I find anything wrong with you besides your choice of name, sooooo good luck and I hope you prove to be less Leonidasy and more YOU.

Just...

Um.... welcome!... unless I already greeted you or unless you're just an alt account for the guy who welcomed you first.

BTW, you sound like you know nothin about DF, so do yourself a favor and...

Umm.. are all the elves going to call themselves brothers now? Don't want to intrude on this 'brotherly love', but this gives more incest vibes than it does fantacy or roleplay.

edit: oops...

Nice intro. No "humble begging on your knees to join", just straight and to the point... you'll be surprised what kind of shit gets posted.. from recruits and sometimes even full members.

Anyways,...

OMG! If I was reviewing your aplication, I would reject it on this quote alone. But then again, this is why they don't have me reviewing aplications.

either way. HAVE SOME DIGNITY WOMAN!...or...

Are you french?

I'm sure the Duke will put your spear to good use. Probobly subdooing the mahirim... or was it subdueing?

Gross! :p ,but whatever you are, welcome.

:D Having Raihn's blade and bow is what every wessex boy has to go through before he becomes a man. :D

welcome.

you go by the same name on DF forums?

Would this baby be the first member to be born within the duchy and not have to go through the aplication process? :)

Like sandpaper on my bare bottom.

Welcome to Wessex... although I'm not sure how to feel about being greeted gently...

hey! LOL I got here with a tragic made up backround as well. Kinda glad that it's deleted now. :) BTW check out this comic page http://www.thenoobcomic.com/daily/strip248.html